I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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