Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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