If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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