well most of my day revolves around power hour
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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