I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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