That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
