I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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