I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Randomize
