I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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