he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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