just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
