therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Oh god it's open bar.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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