i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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