Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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