dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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