i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I smell like Dick and happiness
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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