If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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