She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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