I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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