Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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