Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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