Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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