it wasn't lemon gatorade
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my shit smells like andre
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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