Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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