So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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