Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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