idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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