Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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