honey bunches of taint.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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