I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She's JV to your varsity
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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