Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
