she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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