She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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