your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
