Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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