I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
