I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize