hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i believe in u and ur pee
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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