Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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