So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize
