I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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