I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
