Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
