Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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