He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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