if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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