how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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