did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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