Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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