Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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