Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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