how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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