thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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