Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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