he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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